A Leauki's Writings
Geeking Away...
Published on August 22, 2008 By Leauki In Personal Computing

My first real computer was a COMPAQ Presario CDS 633 (a 486SX/33 with 4 MB RAM). It ran MS-DOS 6.2/Windows 3.1 at first and later OS/2 Warp 3.

I first had to name it when I ran a news (NNTP/Usenet) server on it because OS/2 didn't have an offline news reader. I liked NewsReader/2 (nr2.exe) but I couldn't figure out why IBM believed that home users would be connected to the Internet all day. That was in 1994 and I was on (expensive) dial-up.

So I named it gopher.gopher.org. The name was only relevant for news articles anyway.

The name "Gopher" travelled from computer to computer until I had two computers in 1998. The last computer named "Gopher", a 1997 Pentium 200 running OS/2 Warp 4 is still in use by my dad for Microsoft Word 5.5 (which ran natively on OS/2!).

Starting then the slower computer would be "Cassidy" and the faster computer "Sundance". In 2001 my Power Mac G4/450x2 (dual processor) was Sundance and my UMAX S900 PowerPC 604e/233 was "Cassidy". And in the kitchen I had a server that was connected via cable going through a hole in the wall. It was named "Holeinthewall". The two clients connected to it I named the "Holeinthewall Gang".

I bought an iBook G3/600 which I named "Flyer". It is still with me, although the hard disk is broken.

In 2004, after I had moved to Ireland again, I bought an iMac G5 and named it "Hokem" (Hebrew for "wise man" and Yiddish for "wiseguy"). Two years later I bought an Intel Core 2 Duo iMac and named it "Xerxes" after the Iranian king.

And this year I finally added a new (white) Macbook named "Blacky".

I have three external hard disks: one 160 GB called "Databank", one 500 GB called "Opposition", and one that was made in Ireland (by Iomega); it is sort of metallic coloured and I use it for Apple's "Time Machine" backup application, I called it "DeLorean".

My HP PDA is named "Smallpox" (because it is is small, fits in my pocket, and is as useful as a disease).

My iPod Shuffle is named "Shuffeln".

And my iPhone, which was very difficult to register because of how iTunes works in Europe, is named "iCantbelieveit".

 


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on Aug 22, 2008

How do you name your computers?

 

on Aug 22, 2008
You might want to change that to "Naming Gadgets" seeing you're talking about phones and ipods too
on Aug 22, 2008
I call mine 'you effing pile of useless excrement'....but only when it's being recalcitrant...
on Aug 22, 2008

I am so unimaginative!  I name mine after my Birth sign.  I am on interation 7.  The rest of the computers are named for whose they are.  My sons', my wife's, etc.  The one I gave my children was named da-da-da.......TheKids.

on Aug 22, 2008
I call mine 'you effing pile of useless excrement'....but only when it's being recalcitrant...

And what's it called when it's actually working?

I don't call my rig anything specific, but it usually varies between swear words and "Oh My God, I didn't know you could do that!" and sometimes "Work you stupid thing, work!"
on Aug 22, 2008

I am so unimaginative!

Get it? Sundance, Cassidy, Holeinthewall?

 

on Aug 22, 2008
Never named any of mine....they aren't living creatures....they're creatures that soak up my living!
Maybe I'll call them Sponge1, Sponge2...etc. They can have a webpage of their own...you guessed it: Para-site.

on Aug 22, 2008
I call mine Solitaire!
on Aug 22, 2008
I call mine My Computer and sometimes I call it
you effing pile of useless excrement


on Aug 22, 2008

Never named any of mine....they aren't living creatures....

Names are not used to identify living creatures but to identify things one might want to address.

Wild animals do not have names.

But pet animals, people, and computers do.

 

on Aug 22, 2008
Mines called SoulSucker.
on Aug 22, 2008
Wild animals do not have names.


someone always has a name for that big ass fish nobody can catch.
on Aug 22, 2008

someone always has a name for that big ass fish nobody can catch.

Also to address or refer to the fish and not because it's alive.

 

on Aug 22, 2008
Main Rig... Cap'n Blackbeard... cos it's black.

2nd rig... Master Bates... cos it was a 'wanker' to build/get to work right.

3rd rig... Seaman Staines... cos at one point it mother spilled her tea on it.

Wife's rig... Lady Pirate... cos it has lots o' girlie stuff on it.
on Aug 22, 2008
I am so unimaginative!
   You think that unimaginative, I call mine computer. when its running good and I use some of Jafo's wording when it isn't.  
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