A Leauki's Writings
Geeking Away...
Published on August 22, 2008 By Leauki In Personal Computing

My first real computer was a COMPAQ Presario CDS 633 (a 486SX/33 with 4 MB RAM). It ran MS-DOS 6.2/Windows 3.1 at first and later OS/2 Warp 3.

I first had to name it when I ran a news (NNTP/Usenet) server on it because OS/2 didn't have an offline news reader. I liked NewsReader/2 (nr2.exe) but I couldn't figure out why IBM believed that home users would be connected to the Internet all day. That was in 1994 and I was on (expensive) dial-up.

So I named it gopher.gopher.org. The name was only relevant for news articles anyway.

The name "Gopher" travelled from computer to computer until I had two computers in 1998. The last computer named "Gopher", a 1997 Pentium 200 running OS/2 Warp 4 is still in use by my dad for Microsoft Word 5.5 (which ran natively on OS/2!).

Starting then the slower computer would be "Cassidy" and the faster computer "Sundance". In 2001 my Power Mac G4/450x2 (dual processor) was Sundance and my UMAX S900 PowerPC 604e/233 was "Cassidy". And in the kitchen I had a server that was connected via cable going through a hole in the wall. It was named "Holeinthewall". The two clients connected to it I named the "Holeinthewall Gang".

I bought an iBook G3/600 which I named "Flyer". It is still with me, although the hard disk is broken.

In 2004, after I had moved to Ireland again, I bought an iMac G5 and named it "Hokem" (Hebrew for "wise man" and Yiddish for "wiseguy"). Two years later I bought an Intel Core 2 Duo iMac and named it "Xerxes" after the Iranian king.

And this year I finally added a new (white) Macbook named "Blacky".

I have three external hard disks: one 160 GB called "Databank", one 500 GB called "Opposition", and one that was made in Ireland (by Iomega); it is sort of metallic coloured and I use it for Apple's "Time Machine" backup application, I called it "DeLorean".

My HP PDA is named "Smallpox" (because it is is small, fits in my pocket, and is as useful as a disease).

My iPod Shuffle is named "Shuffeln".

And my iPhone, which was very difficult to register because of how iTunes works in Europe, is named "iCantbelieveit".

 


Comments (Page 2)
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on Aug 22, 2008

Get it? Sundance, Cassidy, Holeinthewall?

Yes, and I like it.  But I was not so creative.

on Aug 22, 2008
hmm... mine doesn't have a name.

Although on occasion I do talk to it. Usually to tell it i'm going to throw it out the effin window. I tell my 3 phones that alot more often though.
on Aug 22, 2008
I call mine 'you effing pile of useless excrement'....but only when it's being recalcitrant


Right on Jafo. Wonderfuly said.
on Aug 22, 2008
Mine is called Amber after Zelazny's novels Nine Princes of Amber series.....
on Aug 22, 2008
Names are not used to identify living creatures but to identify things one might want to address.

Wild animals do not have names.

But pet animals, people, and computers do.


LOL....I have lotsa names for wild creatures....Just never thought to name a computer...if I did, HAL2
might be a serious competitor!
on Aug 22, 2008
Mine is named Mystique because it was the case model.

The laptop is called Apollo, from Battlestar Galactica (my network is actually called Galactica).

I didn't really "name" the computers til I got this new case, then it just seemed appropriate. My first computer was a Compaq Presario in 1999. Much like Jafo, I got fed up with how crappy it was, so I took a black Sharpie, scribbled out "Presario" on the front of the case and replaced it with "POS" which then became the computer's official name.
on Aug 22, 2008
my dad names all the computers in the family basicly and he names them after clasical composers so i think im on sibalius i dont know what im going to call mine when i start nameing them though probs nicknames ive used over the years or just use a name generator or pubs.
on Aug 22, 2008
I call mine "my computer".

And the occasional swear word of course.
on Aug 22, 2008
my computers are named goddess and are as fickle as female gods can be!!!
on Aug 22, 2008

I called all my computers Pokey after the children's story The Pokey Little Puppy.  Now I have an iMac.  I call it Mac.

on Aug 22, 2008


Zoe is the new one....Zelda is the old hp which is in the pc shop since a week ago Monday and I just found out she is gone. The hard drive is fine...just the rest of her is *poof*...I caused an electrical thingy when I plugged in a scanner my daughter gave me, into a USB port...not knowing the port was broken...so this caused a beep, beeping, smell and *poof*!!! Anyway, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!!
on Aug 22, 2008
Marvin...

on Aug 22, 2008
I was not very imaginative when I named my computer. I call her sandystoy because my name is Sandy. But I do say a whole lot of expletives when she misbehaving.
on Aug 22, 2008
I called my first computer Peaches.... But my new one I call Della...(guess what kind of computer it is)  My house is called... Holly House. and my car is ... Sparkle.
I name just about everything.     I think I must have tooooo much time on my hands....  
on Aug 22, 2008

I named my computer Seth Jr.

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