A Leauki's Writings
How to read words in press articles and liberal blogs
Published on July 21, 2005 By Leauki In The Media

This is a living document. I add words and modify definitions whenever I see fit.

"aid"
noun
Expired medication.


"anti-Semitism"
noun
Hostility or prejudice against Jews in the past and theoretically in the present unless targeted at Israel. In fact, classic anti-Semitism and its major crimes ended on May 15 1948.

 

"apartheid"
noun
A terrible crime against humanity caused by Israel. Apartheid happens when Arab nationalists or Muslim fundamentalists are unable to commit genocide against a non-Arab population and when Arabs and non-Arabs have the same legal rights as citizens.

 

"Arabia"
name
A large peninsula south of the Arab homeland (see "Palestine").



"arms deals"
noun, plural
A method used by fascist dictators to be armed and supported by the United States and end up with Russian and French weapons.


"cease-fire agreement"
noun
This term means nothing at all.


"censored"
adjective
Caught lying again.


"Christian fundamentalist"
noun
A Republican voter (see "right-wing extremist").


"CIA"
abbreviation
The symbol of all evil and the incarnation of the capitalist satan. Showing the involvement of the CIA in an incident proves beyond a doubt that the incident was inhumane and caused by greed, usually for oil.


"controversial"
adjective
1. (Content) false.
2. (Person) lying.


"disproportionate force"
noun
Lack of even remotely credible evidence for the thesis that the Jews are guilty of causing the latest conflict between Israel and the "Death to the Jews" crowd.


"diversity"
noun
Dominance by a non-white ethnicity or non-Christian religion. Strict observance of diversity is considered a step towards a colour-blind society.


"documentary"
noun
Film comedy (see "right wing propaganda").


"dubious"
adjective
The activities of a country or alliance that acts quickly, can be relied upon to act as promised, and which has widely known moral values.


"ethnic cleansing"
noun
The mass expulsion or killing of members of an unwanted ethnic or religious group unless said group is one of Jews.


"equal opportunities"
noun, plural
Equal results.


"expansionism"
noun
Israel's policy of defeating Arab countries that try to destroy the Jewish state.


"fairness"
noun
The belief that other people work for free.


"fascist"
noun
1. A politician or voter who does not believe in the moral superiority of self-proclaimed leaders.
2. Libertarian individualist loony with a fascination for guns that is likely not good for him and certainly not acceptable for the left.
3. A Jewish moderate from Judaea or Samaria.


"freedom fighter"
noun
A peace activist targeting Jews (see "peace activist").


"genocide"
noun
Any crime committed by Jews or Americans against any other people. A people can be subject to "genocide" even while its population is growing faster than all surrounding peoples.


"guerilla"
noun
A communist terrorist.


"heroic"
adjective
Attacking civilians, preferably kindergarten children (see "freedom fighter").


"Hitler"
noun
Any individual involved in a conflict between America and Arab nationalists except the dictator with the moustache who gases people.


"human rights"
noun, plural
The privileges Arab nationalists enjoy and their victims do not (see "international law").

 

"illegal"
adjective
Israeli, done by or in Israel


"imperialism"
noun
A political and social system used by tiny states against their giant neighbours in the Middle-East.


"insurgent"
noun
A foreigner coming into a country to kill civilians in protest against democracy.


"international community"
noun
The external authority justifying the rule of brutal dictators and condemning attempts to remove them from power.


"international law"
noun
The principle that tyranny is good, the murder of millions acceptable, and ending either immoral.


"intolerance"
noun
Disagreement with progressive opinion (see "progressive").


"Jerusalem"
noun
An Arab city that is completely unrelated to Jews or Judaism (see "Palestine").


"journalist"
noun
A person whose point of view is also his point of sale.

 

"liberal"
noun
An opponent of the Vietnam war and a supporter of John F. Kennedy

 

"lunatic fringe"
noun
Political faction in American parliament consisting of all Republicans and most Democrats.


"militant"
noun
1. A terrorist or murderer who kills specifically American or Jewish civilians.
2. A Sunni terrorist who attacks Shi'ite civilians in Iraq.


"military fiasco"
noun
Any result of an American invasion that saves hundreds of thousands of lives and that liberals disagree with.


"monopoly"
noun
A situation in which a company uses unfair tactics like very low prices and superior products against competing companies. Very low prices and the existence of competing companies are symptomatic of a monopoly.


"myth of the persecuted Jew"
noun
The logical explanation for why the current attack on Jews or Israel is not to be opposed on principle. The myth of the persecuted Jew derives from two thousands years of persecution which ended exactly before the latest attack and does not in any way include or explain it.


"Nazi"
noun
A person who sides with Israel against the dictatorships that surround it, with ethnic minorities against the dictatorships that rule them, and with small countries against dictatorships that attack them.


"Nazi crimes"
noun, plural
A crime of a nature that is beyond even the levels accepted and encouraged by the United Nations and covered by international law. The threshold depends on race and religion of the criminal and is usually the murder of millions and brutal occupation of half a continent for a non-Jew and for a Jew the expelling of a few thousand people and subsequent refusal to allow re-entrance. (see "international law", see "United Nations")


"Nicaragua"
noun
Proof that current American policy is based on greed and evil.


"nuclear reactor"
noun
An expensive device that produces electricity and would be employed by oil-rich middle eastern countries for only that purpose since, presumably, they have no other power source (see "oil").


"occupation force"
noun
An American peace-keeping force (see "peace-keeping force").

 

"occupied"
adjective
Jewish-owned or otherwise not under Arab control

"oil"
noun
A very valuable liquid that costs less than French mineral water and is the source of enormous wealth for some of the poorest and least developed countries in the world. Oil cannot be used to produce electricity (see "nuclear reactor").



"pacifism"
noun
The idea that tyranny and mass murder is to be preferred over war because war is wrong.

 

"Palestine"
noun
1. The only country in the world which has never had a significant Jewish population in its history (see "Jerusalem").
2. The Arab homeland (see "Arabia").
3. Not a territory created by the British in the former Ottoman Empire.



"Palestinian"
noun
A non-Jewish inhabitant of Palestine and any descendant of such living anywhere else. Some Palestinians are Egyptians. Most Palestinians are Muslims. There are Christian Palestinians, but they are often Palestinians for a shorter time. There are no Jewish Palestinians due to tolerance (see "tolerance").


"peace"
noun
A scenario in which ethnic and religious minorities are slaughtered by nationalist dictators without hope of rescue. This constitutes stability and is a good thing (see "progressive").


"peace activist"
noun
1. Any person who protests American and Jewish influence in the middle-east or the world, regardless of the means employed to make such protest known or the influence he wants asserted instead of American or Jewish such.
2. A prison inmate who regularly attacks other prisoners or guards.



"peace-keeping force"
noun
A non-American occupation force (see "occupation force").


"poverty"
noun
A state of existence that has been identified as the reason for why some of the richest men from the middle east attack some of the poorest members of other societies and their own.


"predominantly unarmed"
adjective
Adjective describing the status of a group who cannot currently kill as many Jews as they want to.


"progressive"
adjective
The political position and belief that stability is more important than democratisation.


"public interest"
noun
A liberal cause (see "special interest").


"racism"
noun
The belief that people should be judged on their achievements rather than their backgrounds (see "racist").


"racist"
noun
Someone who does not take into account another person's ethnicity or culture when judging his actions.


"refugee"
noun
Any non-Jewish person who actually fled some-whence or is remotely related to one who might have.


"refugee camp"
noun
Camps located in Arab countries bordering Israel. Refugee camps are surrounded by 200 million Arabs and Palestinians (see "Palestinian") are forced by Israel to live in the camps. The refugees (see "refugee") living in the camps have considerably fewer rights than the other Arabs in the host country and that is Israel's fault.


"resistance"
noun
The act of murdering an opressive Jew. This is generally done by oppressed minorities who are however free to move into Jewish neighbourhoods and who have determined that the source of the oppression is a school or kindergarden in that neighbourhood. Oppressed minorities have no problem getting weapons and bombs and other equipment required.


"resistance group"
noun
A group of freedom fighters (see "freedom fighter") or peace activists (see "peace activist") who engage in resistance (see "resistance").


"right-wing extremist"
noun
A Democratic/Republican swing voter or conservative Jewish politician (see "Christian fundamentalist", see "lunatic fringe", see "ultra-right-wing").



"right-wing propaganda"
noun
History (see "documentary").


"Saddam Hussein"
name
Leader of Iraq who paid Palestinian freedom fighters for killing Jews (see "freedom fighter") and whose regime had no connection to terrorism. The Anglo-American invasion of his country is now being revenged by Islamic terrorists because there is no connection between Saddam Hussein and terrorism.

 

"segregation"
noun
When Jews and Arabs live in the same city or region. Segregation can only be fought by demanding that the Jews live elsewhere.

 

"settlement"
noun
A place where Jews live as opposed to a place where people live (see "village").

 

"smear campaign"
noun
The act of quoting last year's statements of this year's liberals.


"special interest"
A conservative cause (see "public interest").


"terrorist"
noun
1. Any violent person except insurgents and peace activists (see "insurgent", see "peace activist").
2. An American or Jew involved in a war.
3. An Israeli of any age.



"tolerance"
noun
The ability or willingness to tolerate something that is not a living Jew in "Palestine" (see "intolerance").


"Shah"
title
The one-time CIA-supported (see "CIA") ruler of Iran who ruled since 1941 after being put into power in a CIA-initiated coup in 1953. A committed fascist the Shah allowed the UK and US to send weapons and other provisions to the Soviet Union during World War II thereby severely hurting the German resistance (see "resistance") against allied fascism.

 

"ultra-right-wing"
adjective
Describes whatever political position Israeli foreign minister Avigdor Lieberman currently represents, regardless of how left-wing or liberal it might be. If Avigdor Lieberman has a more moderate position than "Palestinian" president Mahmoud Abbas, Mahmoud Abbas is "moderate", while Avigdor Lieberman is "ultra-right-wing" because he is a Jew.



"unilateral"
adjective
Attribute of any act or decision of a group of countries which does not include France.


"United Nations"
noun, singular
International organisation watching over the world. The main purpose of the UN is to ensure that the world is safe, just, and educated. The logical result is that the world is now UN-safe, UN-just, and UN-educated.


"village"
noun
A place where people live as opposed to a place where Jews live (see "settlement").


"war"
noun
The ensuing event when one country attacks another. Depending on the status of the attacked party a war can be either acceptable to the international community or not. If the attacked party is a dictator prone to slaughtering minorities, a war to remove him is unacceptable (see "international law") and the attack is considered imperialism; if the attacked party is a country with a significant Jewish population, an attack is either considered the desperate act of an opressed people or quickly forgotten.


"war criminal"
noun
A Jew or American involved in a war, for example when under attack.

 

"Zionist"
noun
A middle-eastern Jew. When it is no longer politically correct to murder "Jews", the modern freedom fighter (see "freedom fighter") does not target "Jews" but "Zionists". It is convenient that generally Jews in the middle east are either Zionists (i.e. they moved to Israel) or have been killed by what made the first group move to Israel. The freedom fighter therefor has nothing to change except his rhetoric.

 

 

 


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on Mar 14, 2006

"idiot moron stuck in the 15th century" -- American Conservative.


Yes, I have heard the term used in that sense. It is left English. But it doesn't fit the scheme of this dictionary as the term "American Conservative" does not, in normal English, mean the exact opposite of somebody stuck in the 15th century. It wouldn't be funny.



An "American peace-keeping force" is an "occupation force" unless the mission is in conjunction with the UN.


I don't remember ever having heard the left use the term "peace-keeping force" in conjunction with American troops, regardless of UN involvement.



Refugee
"Racist term for hurricane survivors, unless they're white"


I could add a second definition to "refugee" ("Any non-Jewish person who actually fled some-whence or is remotely related to one who might have"), but it would distract from the definition that applies most often, I think.



Is that a self description?


It doesn't occur to many liberals that very few conservative policies these days closely resemble policies of the 15th century.
on Mar 15, 2006
I don't remember ever having heard the left use the term "peace-keeping force" in conjunction with American troops, regardless of UN involvement.


Check the action in Bosnia. A that time we were "peace-keepers", because we were there at the behest of the UN.
on Aug 16, 2008

wait. Shah has ruled before his so called coup?

I mean, I know there are tons of lies going about today, but at least I used to beleive things in the past... then again after learning some more about vietnam...

Anyways. What really happened with the Shah then?

Also. AFAIK:

1. The so called "degraded chemical weapons" found in iraq is a gas that degrades after 3 days, or up to 2 weeks under perfect storage conditions. Production facilities, delivery warheads, and chemists who professed to being tasked with created more of this gas on deman were found (chemical weapons are a WMD)

2. Yellow cake is the name US soliders give to partially enriched radioactives (attempted enrichment that did not reach weapon grade, but is not raw radioactives eithers) taken from Iraq... recently the UN protested that the US is "illigally removing" hundreds of them from Iraq.

3. Anthrax.

Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical weapons are the three weapons of mass destruction. All 3 were actively pursued by iraq up to the last minute. So the whole "no WMD found" is bunk. Also, he actually used them to gas the curds, and tried shooting them at israel when the US stopped him from conquering kuwait in the gulf war. (most rockets failed half way through).

on Aug 16, 2008
Taltamir,

All good points.
on Oct 23, 2008

Bounce.

 

on Oct 23, 2008

Leaki, I enjoyed reading this. In good-natured fun, here is my reply (I did not write this, copied from elsewhere):

 US Foreign Policy, Israel, and International relations

Peace Process

 

 Department of Defense: Department of aggression and acceptable terrorism

 

 Terrorism 1) Legitimate resistance to the terror/aggression of the US and its clients, or 2) Terrorism committed by those out of favor with Washington

 

 Counter-Terrorism: Terrorism and aggression carried out by the US and its client states

 

 War on Terrorism: Any violence the US or its client states use to advance the US agenda of global dominance by stifling independent nationalism, assuring control over natural resources, squashing 'good examples' of independent economic development, and creating conditions to benefit foreign (US) investors instead of the populations at hand. Basically the ideological twin and subsequent replacement of the rabid anti-communism of the Cold War.

 

 Terrorist: 1) Anybody that the US fights against, 2) People who defend themselves from US attack, and 3) Perpetrators of terrorism whose terror doesn't serve US power

 

 Privately Contracted Security Forces: Mercenaries or paid killers unaccountable to the public

 

 "Protecting our way of life": A justification for US-based violence and economic exploitation that is driven by a desire to 'protect' private concentrated wealth of the richest 1% ('our') of the country.

 

: Whatever the US is doing at the time [1]

"Failed policy": Usually refers to an unlawful war policy which has come to cost too much money. It reinforces yet again, the imperial rights of the US to use violence at will in violation of human rights, the public will, and international law.

Blunders, Mismanagement, Mistakes, etc:

Terms used to describe US foreign policy when large sectors of business power and the population turn against [the respective policy]...the implication being clear that US initiatives are by definition, rooted in morality and altruism, despite natural human errors of strategy, not of motives, meaning that US foreign policy "means well."

 To "Spread Democracy": To extend US control over a foreign country, usually in an attempt to undermine popular democratic efforts that threaten US political, business, and ideological interests.

 

 "Support the Troops": Support our policy of unlawful aggression

 

 "The Surge worked": The perceived success of the US escalation of the illegal occupation of Iraq renders our initial/continued illegal aggression legitimate according to this proclamation.

 

Nevertheless, this catchphrase also ignores the actual reasons for the decrease in violence including the non-related cease fire maintained by the Shia resistance, increased segregation through extensive ethnic cleansing, and most importantly, significantly less people to kill as half the country is dead, exiled, displaced, mangled, or in prison. [2]

Democracy: Refers to a foreign government that favors the interests of elite foreign (US) investors instead of the respective population

 

 Moderate:a foreign leader who follows orders from Washington [1]

 

 Extremist: a foreign leader who pursues a course independent from Washington's orders [1]

 

 Human Rights: Things that the US supports and that our enemies violate

 

 Weapons of Mass Destruction: Weapons (sometimes nonexistent ones) that are held by states out of favor with Washington. Notice that the US and its clients by definition do not possess anything or pursue anything that would cause "mass destruction." Therefore the definition of WMD's is purely ideological, void of physical facts.

 

 Free/Fair Trade: Trade policies that favor the ultra wealthy and trample labor rights, ignore environmental regulations, and prevent independent development for the poor nations involved and prevent meaningful democracy for the populations of both the rich country and the poor country in any given case.

 

 Communist, Marxist, Socialist (concerning foreign political parties or governments): Governments that pursue independent economic development without concern for foreign investor interests or the neoliberal development model.

 

 Unilaterally: A term used to describe the final measure taken by the US resort to lawless violence. In other words, when the Clinton administration noted they would act "unilaterally" if they "must," they meant that the US will act in violation of the UN and international law if international law and the UN don't support and conform to US military actions and US will.

 

 Anti-American (concerning various international opinion): 1) Those who oppose US crimes and exploitative economic policies, and 2) Open supporters of applying the standards of international law universally.

 

 Anti-Semitism:An accusation usually used to deflect criticism of Israel's ongoing war crimes as cited uncontroversially by the UN, Israeli/Jewish human rights groups, and Amnesty International, all in accordance with the Geneva Conventions on human rights.

 

 Israel's "Right to Exist": Israel's right to continue outwardly racist policies against its Palestinian-Arab citizens within its borders and Israel's right to maintain a racist apartheid civil/military system in the Palestinian West Bank, a genocidal siege on the heavily populated Gaza Strip, and an illegal military occupation of both the West Bank and Gaza Strip.

 

 Hamas 'Militants' or 'Terrorists':Anybody Israel kills in the occupied territories

 

Nuclear weapons:Benevolent instruments of peace for US and client states, tyrannical instruments of genocide when held by everyone else.

 

Arab/Muslim: Terrorist, usually inherently irrational, violent, and deceitful. A hater of freedom, democracy, Christians, and Jews.

 

 Well, who is NOT an Arab then?: According to the honorable McCain, "decent, family men" who we may or may not have "disagreements" with. By implication, an Arab then cannot be "decent" or family orientated. For further elaboration, see the above definition.

 

Domestic Politics: Economic policy and Authority Well, this means exactly what it sounds like, which is why the public was opposed to the whole thing. Publicly funded (we pay) bailouts for wall street, and polite condolences for workers, children, the poor, and the sick. (concerning public policy and advocacy): Policies where the public's tax money is spent on the public welfare, as opposed to transferring public funds to the ultra wealthy. "Solutions" to social problems that put profit as the driving force, rather than human need by eliminating the public role in decision making, transferring additional and un-calculated costs to the public and forcing working families and the poor to bare most of the burden of market forces. The richest of the rich, the elite millionaire/billionaire corporations, investors, and banks—the ones who own the country and are unaccountable to the public. Not a "community" in the friendly sense that we understand it to be. (Does not include small business owners like your local friendly family-run restaurant.) Due to a significant level of desperation and sizable unemployment in the labor force, conditions are ripe for business managers and owners to slash living wages, cut benefits, disregard reasonable working condition standards, and destroy workers' unions in order to increase their power and profits. The use of this word in referring to social programs for the public is chosen specifically to imply that those receiving the much needed social benefits are "freeloaders" and "sponging off of the government." Refers exclusively to the poor, working class, and middle class. Entitlements for the wealthy, such as tax breaks and other gifts, are not included in this categorization. Huge sums of money stolen from the pockets of taxpayers received mostly by rich blacks who cheat the government and are too lazy to work. What? There's no such thing! And if there was, it would never be exponentially larger than social welfare... Social Darwinism or the 'law of the jungle' for the working class, poor, uninsured, and disenfranchised. Note that "personal responsibility" doesn't apply to the elite, who enjoy government protection and public safety nets. Unrestricted free reign for multinational corporations, billionaire investors, and massive banking institutions to run the country in their interests at the expense of the general population whose role is to work, go into debt, and supply the funds (taxes) to erect barriers to market forces for big business. Also commonly known as "liberty". A massive government designed in the interests of military dominance and in the interests of the rich, while making sure public dollars cannot be spent on public interests and much needed social programs. Simply put, big government for sectors of power, small government for the needy. An economic system of "public subsidy and private profit," where the government intervenes in the market regularly to protect elite business interests from market forces. [1] The removal of economic institutions from the public sphere into private, unaccountable hands. By definition, a radical reduction of democracy. Change of face and rhetoric, maintenance of the status quo Elections every few years between two factions of business representatives, public ratifications of concentrated power. A lively debate between a "liberal" and a "conservative" within a narrow framework of assumptions that serve the interests of power. Refers exclusively to small criminals from the lower classes like drug dealers, petty thieves, some violent behavior. Does not include the massive crime and corruption on Wall Street, or the much bigger and more serious war crimes (which have kill millions of people) committed by presidents and congress. a one-trillion-dollar-and-climbing policy of insanity (by Albert Einstein's definition) which shamefully and disproportionally targets Blacks and Latinos...a policy which is no more a "war" on drug use than the t.v. show "Cheaters" is a "war" on infidelity. a term used by government officials to calm down an angry population in light of police brutality, political corruption, government misconduct, etc. The "investigation" either produces no results or simply sacrifices a scapegoat for PR reasons, while neglecting to address the deeply rooted institutional problems. [3] Subjugating, often using violence, those who attempt to participate in decision making outside the ballot box. (in the case that the accused is an American): 1) Those who love their country and aspire to improve it by challenging their government, and/or, 2) Americans who do not identify themselves or their moral values with the Washington-Wall Street power structure. An all purpose catch phrase used to justify US military aggression and restriction of civil rights. Corporate interests [1]

Wall Street Bailout:

 

Socialism, Communism, Marxism

 

Market Based Solutions:

 

Business Community:

 

Labor Flexibility:

 

Entitlement:

 

Welfare:

 

Corporate Welfare/Subsidies:

 

Personal Responsibility:

 

Economic Freedom:

 

Small Government:

 

Free Enterprise, Free Market:

 

Privatization:

 

'Hope or Change':

 

Democracy, Democratic Process:

 

Balanced Media Coverage:

 

Crime:

 

War on Drugs:

 

Full Investigation:

 

Getting public unrest "under control":

 

Anti-American

 

National Security:

 

National Interest:

 

and lastly,

Universities:

 

Fronts for socializing the cost of Research and Development for corporations and the military. They also serve the invaluable function of making sure that the educated community understands the right version of history, world affairs, and of course, the proper meaning of relevant terminology and the rules of polite discussion.

on Oct 23, 2008

Apologies for the hashing of the text above (wall of text and definitions missing from some titles)

The entire thing can be found here-

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article21052.htm

on Oct 23, 2008

Artysim, I don't get the "jokes".

Look at this one:

"Terrorist: 1) Anybody that the US fights against, 2) People who defend themselves from US attack, and 3) Perpetrators of terrorism whose terror doesn't serve US power"

I don't know of anyone who uses the word in any of these senses. My definitions are all based on how I have seen the words used.

At no point was everyone the US fought against called a "terrorist". And the people called "terrorists" now are really people who attack civilians (i.e. employ terrorism). Very few of them are actually fighting (or "defending from") the US.

Plus I don't know of any group who perpetrates terrorism but isn't called such by the US because its terror serves US power. (How can terror serve US power anyway? I don't see the possibility. The US _never_ profit from civilians dying.)

Other things are simply anti-Semitic lies:

"Israel's right to continue outwardly racist policies against its Palestinian-Arab citizens within its borders"

There are no "racist policies" against "Palestinian-Arab" citizens within Israel's borders. I don't know if you have ever been in Israel, but in Israel Jews and Arabs live together, study together in the same universities, use the same streets, the same public transport (if they so choose) and there are no laws that restrict anything to any particular ethnicity (except for laws that favour Bedouins in hiring for the civil service and laws that allow Arabs not to serve in the army). I don't find a list of anti-Semitic lies particularly funny.

It might not mean anything to you, but people DIE because of those lies.

Nothing in my list makes people want to kill other people. When I say that liberals call Bush a Nazi but ironically enough not Saddam, nobody is going to want to kill anybody because of what I said.

But I have been shot at because of stupid anti-Semitic lies like the ones you apparently find so funny.

I have also spoken to families of victims of terror attacks (in Israel and Iraq) and their experience has absolutely nothing to do with a particular American definition of terrorism that might or might not relate to whether the terrorists serve US interests. If one attacks civilians one is a terrorist. It's a tactic. And it's despicable and a war crime.

Particular;y non-amusing I find the accusation that Isarel commits lots of war crimes. If you actually take the time to look them up you will find out that the accusation is a lie as well. It's simply based on a new definition of "war crime" that considers Israel's actions "war crimes" regardless of earlier definitions.

I am sick and tired of people dying because of people like you spreading those anti-Semitic lies.

There is a difference between implying that, say, Michael Moore is a liar ("controversial") and repeating century-old lies about Jews and claiming, untruthfully, that Israel is now commiting those crimes (what a relief for the anti-Semite that Israel came to be). The one is funny and an insult, obviously. The other costs lives.

No liberal has to walk through cities of this world trying to hide who he is because of the jokes in my article.

But Jews everywhere in the world, except in Israel and perhaps the US, have to be careful because of the "jokes" of the article you quote.

 

 

 

 

on Oct 23, 2008

Maybe some people also don't get how the dictionary works.

You can actually take an article and replace the words in question with the definitions from my dictionary. The article will still make sense and tell the same story.

That doesn't work with other "dictionaries" like the one Artysim quotes.

Imagine an article that tells us of the following (made up) event in Arbil (in fact Arbil is safe):

"A terrorist killed two children when he blowed himself up in a kindergarten following his participation in an anti-American protest."

If we replace the words with the "definitions" given by Artysim, the sentence would read:

"A defender against the US killed two Kurdish children when he blowed himself up in a kindergarten following his participation in a protest against exploitative economic policies and for applying the standards of internal law universally."

Do we really believe that killing Kurdish children is "defence" against the US and that the protest this man attended was against exploitative economic policies (as such)?

(What about killing Jewish children? Is it resistance? Against what? Jewish children? Does one even have to resist an enemy that only started fighting when one started to kill his children?)

 

on Oct 23, 2008

Leauki, the whole point of what I posted above was to point out the sheer hypocrisy in the world. There are no good guys, at least very rarely so.

When the Afghans were fighting the soviets they were valiant freedom fighters.

Now that they're fighting us they're terrorist scum.

When we have nukes they're benevolent instruments of peace.

When countries we don't like have nukes they're WMD's that threaten the entire world. Never mind we're the only ones who used nukes and killed a couple hundred thousand civillians while doing so.

Serbia attacks Kosovo because they're a "breakaway" region and we bomb the crap out of Serbia, going after vital military targets like water treatment plants and power stations and infrastructure in the middle of cities (yes, killing civillians) and it's collateral dammage.

Georgia attacks S. Ossetia because they're a "breakaway" region, killing mostly civillians and they're just exercising their sovereign rights according to us. Then, when Russia responds by intervening (which is exactly what we did in Kosovo, only Russia doesn't launch into a sustained attack on Georgia's civillian infrastructure like we did to Serbia) they're loose cannon bad guys that need to be reigned in.

Plus I don't know of any group who perpetrates terrorism but isn't called such by the US because its terror serves US power.

You may want to go to Columbia my friend. There are ample paramilitary groups that have a funny habbit of causing labor leaders and farmers to go missing and found days later with drill holes in their heads.  Interestingly enough, many of these groups are allied heavily with the Columbian government, who is an ally of the U.S but can claim innocence when these people go missing. Deniability is the name of the game.

This is nothing new. In Chile in the 70's, the dictatorship waged a "war on terror" that really meant a program to round up leftists, political dissidents and labor leaders and kill them. We applauded the Chilean militaries terrorism on their own people as "fighting communism" which couldn't have been further from the truth!

This has been replicated in many, many nations around the globe besides just "Nicaragua and Iran" as you keep going back to

If one attacks civilians one is a terrorist. It's a tactic. And it's despicable and a war crime.

By that definition, just about every nation on the planet would qualify for terrorist status. A few weeks ago nearly 60 Afghan civillians were killed in a U.S airstrike (initially the Afghans said it was 90, the U.S said there were "uncomfirmed" reports, then as video footage surfaced the U.S grudgingly admitted that yes, they had killed civillians, at first they said it was only 9 and then as time wore on, eventually admitted it was several dozen)

What about Dresden or the fire bombing of Tokyo? Both of those were massive carpet bombing raids that were completely unnecessary from a military standpoint. The technical reason for incinerating Dresden, I do believe was to take out their rail yards that were transporting military traffic. Well, for such a specific target it's funny how bombs ended up falling on the entire city instead of just the rail yards. And within 48 hours of the attack, German crews had the rails up and running again anyway. So  militarily, the massive expenditure of munitions and bomber sorties was impotent and achieved very little, other than the mass slaughter of a mostly unarmed city!

 

on Oct 23, 2008

Leauki, the whole point of what I posted above was to point out the sheer hypocrisy in the world. There are no good guys, at least very rarely so.

There are good guys.

The children in the kindergarten are the good guys. And whichever side TARGETS them is the bad guys. Why is that so difficult to understand?

I am not talking about hitting civilians by accident or even because one didn't care. I am talking of hitting civilians on purpose. That's what terrorism is.

 

When the Afghans were fighting the soviets they were valiant freedom fighters.

Now that they're fighting us they're terrorist scum.

No. The Northern Alliance were "valiant freedom fighters" then and when they helped us overethrow the Taliban in 2001. And you know what? Their fight for freedom did not consist of enslaving women and killing children.

The Taliban, OTOH, who took power in 1996 and had nothing to do with fighting the Russians, are terrorist scum and always have been. They came from "religious" schools in Pakistan whither they fled. They hadn't fought the Russians, they were in Pakistan during the 80s.

What is despicable is the fact that the US abandoned support for Dostum and the others after the Soviet Union was driven out. That's why the Taliban could take power from the victorious rebels. (Ironically Iran continued to support Dostum. And finally so did Russia.)

You might have a rough understanding of Afghanistan, but perhaps you are not aware of some of the connections of the groups.

Bin Laden joined an _Arab_ group fighting the Russians. The group was founded by a former PLO operative. They were not the ones supported by the US.

There were _Afgani_ groups fighting the Russians as well. One of them switched sides a lot. That was the Uzbeks under General Dostum, I think. The others were quite stable. They consisted mainly of non-Pashtun Afgahnis who could not easily flee to Pakistan (where Pashtuns also live) and lived closer to the Soviet border (in the north).

The Taliban were then cowards, not valiant freedom fighters.

And Bin Laden quickly abandoned the group he was with to team up with Al-Zawahiri (spelling?) to found Al-Qaeda who are then and is today terrorist scum.

You see, quite in contrast to what liberals believe, it is their METHODS, not their ALLEGIANCE that makes them terrorists.

If you want to point out hypocrisy, point your finger at the people who pretend that the (Pashtun) Taliban and the (non-Pashtun) fighrers who didn't/couldn't flee to Pakistan are the same people.

 

When we have nukes they're benevolent instruments of peace.

And they have been ever since they were used to end World War II in the Pacific and they worked well to deter any possible Soviet aggression.

I grew up in West-Berlin. Several east-European countries actually did fall to the Soviets.

But the conflict between the US and the Soviet-Union was very peaceful compared to what conflicts between such powers traditionally turned out to be like.

 

 

What about Dresden or the fire bombing of Tokyo? Both of those were massive carpet bombing raids that were completely unnecessary from a military standpoint.

Dresden was a major industrial centre and bombing Dresden shortened the war, saving thousands of lives.

If Germany thought that bombing other people is wrong, Germany should have made that point in 1939.

And if you think that that is in any way similar to blowing up a mosque or a kindergarden, please feel free to tell me how blowing up a Shiite mosque in Baghdad shortens the war or saves lives and how the Shiites could have prevented that from happening.

If the Allies could have destroyed German's military infrastructure without killing a single civilian, they would have.

For Al-Qaeda destroying America's military infrastricture wouldn't be the goal of the war, but only the way to murdering American civilians. Otherwise they would have attacked a military base or weapons factory and not New York City.

911 certainly didn't shorten the war. It started it.

The bombing of Dresden did not start the war. It ended it.

I am not a pacifist but I do acknowledge the advantage of ending a war over starting a war.

 

on Oct 23, 2008

By that definition, just about every nation on the planet would qualify for terrorist status. A few weeks ago nearly 60 Afghan civillians were killed in a U.S airstrike

No. There are very few countries or groups that actually attack civilians. The Japanese did in China. The Nazis did when they specifically killed Jews and homosexuals. The PLO and Hamas do when they attack Jewish kindergartens. Hizbullah do when they shoot rockets into Jeish cities.

But most countries or groups do not attack civilians. Heck, even Fidel Castro didn't.

The US did not "attack" Afghan civilians. They hit them accidentally (or perhaps by willful neglect or whatever).

Most legal systems see a difference between murder and accidental killings. It's only on the international stage that an accidental killing becomes a murder if done by a Jew or an American.

I'd rather have an enemy who might accidentally hit me than an enemy who tries to kill me. Unfortunately I don't have that choice (and part of the reason is that people like you continue to tell anti-Semitic lies, but I guess you will never understand what the problem is with those).

 

on Oct 23, 2008

When the Afghans were fighting the soviets they were valiant freedom fighters.

Now that they're fighting us they're terrorist scum.

No, actually many are still the good guys.  It is the failure of liberals to understand what they are talking about that causes the problems.  The Taliban was just one of the factions fighting the Soviets.  The current government of Afghanistan, descended from the Northern Alliance was just as bloody fighting the Soviets as the Taliban, and indeed never capitulated to them after the struggle.  They were actually the ones that defeated the Taliban - with only the help of the US AF, not Army.

on Oct 23, 2008

No. There are very few countries or groups that actually attack civilians. The Japanese did in China. The Nazis did when they specifically killed Jews and homosexuals. The PLO and Hamas do when they attack Jewish kindergartens. Hizbullah do when they shoot rockets into Jeish cities.

But most countries or groups do not attack civilians. Heck, even Fidel Castro didn't.

The US did not "attack" Afghan civilians. They hit them accidentally (or perhaps by willful neglect or whatever).

Most legal systems see a difference between murder and accidental killings. It's only on the international stage that an accidental killing becomes a murder if done by a Jew or an American.

I'd rather have an enemy who might accidentally hit me than an enemy who tries to kill me. Unfortunately I don't have that choice (and part of the reason is that people like you continue to tell anti-Semitic lies, but I guess you will never understand what the problem is with those).

And this, my good man, is where the myth is laid bare;

Whenever any nation goes into another nation, whether it be to liberate them or conquer them, most often there is some kind of irregular warfare wherein guerrilla forces go after the occupying troops. History repeats itself, this is nothing new. What happens, invariably, is that the guerillas cannot be distinguished from the local civillian population. The occupying troops get frustrated that their buddies are getting killed by phantoms, and inevitably start to see civillians as targets or potential targets.

Now you have the concepts of "force protection" applied wherein a group of contractors (blackwater) get spooked and open up in a busy intersection killing 17 civillians who were going about their day. And, because Bremmer passed an edict before he left stating that contractors are "immune" from prosecution the Iraqis can only collect their dead while these yahoos get flown out of the country.

"Ooops! sorry bout that. We fired those guys from their jobs. Just an accident, LOL!!"

Invariably, the killing of civillians always is portrayed as an unfortunate accident. Just a blip on the radar, an abnormality now please move along nothing to see.

It goes much deeper than that. Whenever there is any insurgency, there is often a calculated misery that is visited upon the civillian population. This is punishment for harboring, supporting, or not ratting out where the insurgents are.

This punishment is visited in a myriad number of ways, ranging from stopping mobility with countless checkpoints, in which civillians must wait for hours on end as very possible future casualties in a possible battle between insurgents and jittery troops. Often times there are "accidental" civillian casualties at these checkpoints as the troops practice the mandated policy of force protection, which of course means shoot first and ask questions later if you feel even an inkling of being threatened, which these troops do feel threatened all the time so guess what happens?

Going further, you have water treatment plants, power plants and basic services cut off or denied. Going even further, you have the death squad option, a very popular one, in which paramilitary groups are armed, trained and then sent out to do dirty work that the regular army and police can't be caught doing. This is the folks disapearing in the night kind of business.

This goes back to the core of counterinsurgency- in order to win you must

1) Convince, persuade, or intimidate the population at large into no longer supporting the insurgency. Sometimes this is winning hearts and minds but most of the time it is instilling fear with death squads, checkpoints and constant punishment and humiliation until folks decide they've had enough. The constant punishment, however, often runs the risk of turning even MORE folks into insurgents and ends up helping the resistance even more. Whod'a thunk it?

2) Kill everyone. Or at least, kill enough people that the society is non functional and now you can bring in your own people and colonize. The soviets were quite good at this one!

Now I know the next thing you're going to bring up is going to be the examples of Germany and Japan- but those weren't counter-insurgencies and in the bigger picture they are the exceptions to the rule, not the norm!

on Oct 23, 2008

No. The Northern Alliance were "valiant freedom fighters" then and when they helped us overethrow the Taliban in 2001.

Indeed. So under their benevolent leadership, opium production has skyrocketed to levels unheard of under the Taliban and Karzai's government control extends little beyond the capital. The northern alliance were nothing more than opportunistic warlords who were ousted by the Taliban. Keep in mind that only a few years before the invasion of Afghanistan the Taliban were courted by Washington as they wanted to build a pipeline through the country. Isn't it funny that when that fell through suddenly, THEN they became bad guys?

Dresden was a major industrial centre and bombing Dresden shortened the war, saving thousands of lives.

No, it really wasn't. It didn't shorten the war, it was completely unnecessary. The main reason for the bombing was to destroy it's rail facilities which were all repaired within 2 days. Besides, by that point Germany had practically lost the war anyway.

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