A Leauki's Writings
Published on September 14, 2009 By Leauki In War on Terror

Intellectual dwarf and noted coward Osama Bin Laden again warned the US against her alliance with what the Quran describes as G-d's chosen people:

Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden warned the American people over their government's close ties with Israel in an apparently new audio tape posted on an Islamist website Monday.

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE58D0CX20090914

Note that the great Muslim Bin Laden uses the pagan name for the land of Israel:

"The reason for our dispute with you is your support for your ally Israel, occupying our land in Palestine."

The Quran only uses the word "Israel" in relation to the land.

Quran: "Then We said to the Israelites: 'Dwell in this land. When the promise of the hereafter comes to be fulfilled, We shall assemble you all together."

Prophet Osama: "Israel, occupying our land in Palestine."

Quran: "And when Moses said to his people: 'O my people, call in remembrance the favour of God unto you, when he produced prophets among you, made you kings, and gave to you what He had not given to any other among the peoples. O my people, enter the Holy Land which God has assigned unto you, and turn not back ignominiously, for then will ye be overthrown, to your own ruin.'"

Prophet Osama: "If you stop the war, then fine. Otherwise we will have no choice but to continue our war of attrition on every front... If you choose safety and stopping wars, as opinion polls show you do, then we are ready to respond to this."

The differences are quite notable:

"[Jews,] dwell in this land" (Quran) <-> "[Jews are] occupying our land" (Osama)

"[Jews,] turn not back ignominiously" (Quran) <-> "[Zionists,] stop the war" (Osama)

"If you choose safety and stopping wars, as opinion polls show you do, then we are ready to respond to this."

I have no doubt that you are. Once we let our guard down, you will certainly be ready to respond.

But I'll make you a counter offer:

1. We Jews will stay put exactly where Allah told us to stay.

2. We Zionists will, as per Allah's command, not turn back.

3. You, prophet Osama, can continue to fight against Allah's Quran, but you will live in a cave while doing so.

4. Eat my shorts.

 


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