A Leauki's Writings
Published on September 3, 2009 By Leauki In War on Terror

A Christian was caught in a protest and is being interrogated by the secret police:

"I have reports that you were in a church last Sunday and kissed the feet of Jesus at the cross. Is that right?"

The Christian answers:

"Yes. It is correct. I kissed my Lord's feet."

The police man asks:

"Would you kiss the feet of Ayataollah Khameini?"

And the Christian answers:

"I would if he were to hang on a cross."

 

Ahmadinejad walks into a forest with a rope. I don't know the end of the joke but the beginning sounds promising.

 

President Ahmadinejad gets robbed on the street. Says the robber:

Give me all your money!

The president thinks about it and then says:

Don't you know who I am? I am President Ahmadinejad!

The robber is surprised, reconsiders, and then says:

Ok, then give me all of my MY money.

 

All overheard on Twitter, retweeted by many.

 

 


Comments
on Sep 03, 2009

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on Sep 03, 2009

Heh. Those ones are pretty good.

on Sep 03, 2009

 

although just to clarify..this Christian doesn't kiss the foot of any statue no matter who's hanging up there...LOL.