North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has pancreatic cancer, South Korean broadcaster YTN said on Monday in an unsourced news flash.
[Usually, such a thing wouldn't be funny. But the man has let "his" people starve while he tortured dissidents and threatens South Korea and Japan.]
Kim's health is one of the most closely guarded secrets in the reclusive communist state.
[And indeed, this is the entire report.]
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