Is it too early for President Obama jokes?


1.

President Obama wants to appoint a new middle east expert.

The first candidate knew the middle east well, spoke Arabic and Hebrew, and has lived in the middle east for decades, but he wasn't a Democrat.

The second candidate was a Democrat, but didn't know the middle east well and spoke neither Arabic nor Hebrew.

The third candidate was a Democrat and knew the middle east well, spoke Arabic and Hebrew, and has lived in the middle east for decades, in fact he was born there. But he was a Jew.


2.

In Obama's America, television watches YOU!


3.

Remember the day when there was this long blackout in Washington? President Obama was stuck on the escalator in the mall for hours!


4.

White House Press Secretary announcement:

Yesterday President Obama stated in a speech that he supports Israel's right to an undivided Jerusalem. That statement is generally correct. However, the President wishes to clarify the statement further. First, he doesn't believe that Jerusalem must remain undivided but believes that the city can be divided. Second, it's not Israel's right he was referring to but some other country's. And third, the President was not talking about Jerusalem, Israel, but about Helena, Montana.


5.

Question on Obama's Web site:

During George W. Bush's reign protesters often demonstrated against American foreign policy in Washington. Can dissidents still do that under President Obama?

Obama's Web site answers:

Yes. Under President Obama dissidents will still be able to demonstrate against the foreign policy of George W. Bush.


6.

President Obama discusses American support for the survival of middle-eastern Jews with the Israeli prime minister. Points out the President:

"Well, this is not easy. We have to take so many things into account. On the one hand, Israel is our only reliable ally in the middle east. But on the other hand we have also to take into account that the Arabs still scream for the death of the Jews. And on the one hand Israel supports American foreign policy. But on the other hand Israel is the only real democracy in the region. And on the one hand we are trying to keep Russia's influence in the middle east to a minimum. But on the other hand, I must admit, Israel is the only country firmly opposed to Russia's foreign policies in the middle east. I just don't know what to do."


And finally: 7.

After four years of Obama, Israel is again under attack by Egypt and Syria. After a violent war that costs tens of thousands of lives, a ceasefire agreement is finally proposed and accepted by the parties involved. The economy of the middle east stabilises again and even tourism is rising back to prewar levels.

Millions of tourists want to see Israel, the land of pyramids.