I found this out today after doing some experiments and scientific research. And now I have indisputable proof that the so-called "scientific" theory of gravity is wrong.
This includes both common theories, Newton's and Einstein's, and demonstrates the need for a more factual alternative to be taught in schools, in science class, from now on.
How do I know that gravity is wrong?
Scientists tell us that because of "gravity" planets revolve around the sun. This has never been proven.
We see the planets sometimes and then they disappear and reappear, but the idea that between those points they follow a certain track as if they were determined to do so (remember that planets are soulless entities without will) is not only ridiculous but also completely unproven. For all we know they might be teleported away and then back to where the teleporter wants them. It's futile to try to predict what the teleporter decides.
Scientists also tell us that smaller objects, closer to a planet, will fall towards the planet. And it seems like this is true because we can see pebbless fall to the ground when we drop them.
But there is no evidence that this was the case hundreds of years ago. And in fact scienists claim that a rock would fall from ten feet to the ground if left unstopped but they have never demonstrated a transitional rock floating at three feet. The plain fact is that there is no evidence for rocks falling to the ground since we never found a rock in the transitional state between being at ten feet and lying on the ground. A real scientist would demonstrate a floating rock. But these gravity pseudo-scientists never have.
I believe Papa Smurf makes rocks "fall" to the ground. He wills a rock at ten feet to the ground and he doesn't want it to float at three feet and that's, obviously, why there are no floating rocks we can touch.
Papa Smurf is also invisible and magic. We cannot see, hear, smell, or touch him. And since he makes "gravity" happen, he is also exempt (as long as he wishes) from being subject to it (unless he moves himself closer to the ground). Now try to disprove that! It's water-proof.
In contrast to any "scientific" theory of gravity, there is no possible (or impossible) event that could disprove my Papa Smurf theory. This should be taught in science class instead of a "scientific theory" that has never been proven and was so easily disproven by just pointing out the absence of floating rocks.
Now, some detractors claim that floating rocks are an impossibility according to both Newton's and Einstein's theories and that finding such a floating rock would disprove gravity. But to that I say that the dictionary says the following about gravity:
The natural force of attraction exerted by a celestial body, such as Earth, upon objects at or near its surface, tending to draw them toward the center of the body.
See? It doesn't mention floating rocks.
Now, I know enough about gravity to tell you that gravity is all about floating rocks. It's also about some rocks being better than others.
"Scientists" will tell you that gravity is not about the value of rocks in any sense except their mass, but I say pishtosh, because it's a nice word I got from a Dilbert book.
It is clear that "gravity" is only taught in schools to deny the existence of Papa Smurf.
Real science should be taught in school. Solid theories that cannot be disproven should be taught.